Hello! My name is Brutus "the mustache man" Bajlé and I am a 47 year old French man, living in the sweet and adorable Awesome Centre in Joranis!
I have a soft and clean look, with my amazing brown hair and big brown eyes. I can easily charm any woman! I have done a lot in my life, I have had many different jobs. One time, in France, I worked as a male stripper and lover. Wonderful times, wonderful times... It was really funny! Yeah! There is nothing better than the happy faces of happy women! I worked at a place called "Yummy males".
My work today is nothing special. I have a little job, a pretty bad one, which is giving me money so I can do almost all I want. It's bad because I don't like what I'm doing... Anyway, we shouldn't talk about that now.
My house, my lovely, lovely house, lies close to the city square and has a nice view over the green and beautiful city in the east, and the whole sea in the west.
I have a huge garden and a new million dollar statue of the French flag beside my stone staircase up to the house. Now you are probably thinking "... Why the hell a French flag for millions of dollars?" Well, I like my country! =D My French flag has also given me a new good friend. Her name is Cassie Corndott, a Jamaican truck driver who's living in the ghetto here in Awesome Center. She's a good girl, very kind and respectful, with an amazing smile. She is good at joking, haha! Well, maybe I'm just an old guy who wants something to laugh about... hm...
Because I have money (and need to protect my million dollar statue of the French flag) I have this super awesome gate in front of my house. My gate is very famous and has been nominated to "Hottest screensaver of gates 2010"! (You can see the nomination in the right corner, hoho!)
I don't have any children or a wife. Sad for a man that has had thousands of women around him his whole life, I know, but I believe in real love. You can't just go out and find a person to love, you have to search a long time!
And, hehe, I'm still searching! Yepp, I do... hm... call me?
I have had a wife, she was beautiful and sweet, but her ex husband was a stupid retard. She still liked him when we were together and after a while he begged her to move in with him again. And she did! Damn... But she had a son called Gary, and we became really good friends. He use to come over here a lot and sometimes he stays some days as company. That's great, I need someone to talk to. He plays the guitar, writes songs and is an amazing singer.
My biggest interest right now is to help people. You know, talking to them and understanding their problems. It's really important for me! Nowadays I have a resident, called Rush The Trixer Delawere. He's a really nice guy, likes to talk and that's just what I need. He's a pretty young guy, 24 years old, but he is also very mature for his age. Hm, it's to bad that he is going to move soon. He is just living in my house until he finds another home. I'm going to miss him... Damn, I really have to find someone soon.
And I also have another big interest: brush up and taking care of my dear mustache! (I brush it 17 times a day). Hey, they don't call me Mustache man for nothing.
12 April 2010
Today I woke up and felt hungry. When I was going down to the kitchen I discovered that my good friend Rush was already awake, and made us some nice breakfast. It looked tasty and I asked if I could join him. Together we made an amazing English breakfast (We are having our R&B theme week, and this week we have England as our theme). He is a really creative one, that boy Rush. When we sat down at the table to eat he wrote a song. Hehe, I wish I could be like that, haha!
After the lovely food and the nice talk, I asked if Rush wanted to go outside for a walk. You see, I am an old man and my legs are not what they used to be, so I need a walk on the morning. (47 years old and an OLD man? Well I really must do the best of the 9 and a half years I have left until I get OLD then!)
Outside the weather was good, sunny, and very calm. Just a little wind, not so much more. Rush and I had a lovely talk together. Then we met Cassie, you know, that wonderful girl I told you about earlier? She looked just as good as usuall, and I asked her if she wanted to go home to my place and have some tea and cookies. She said yes (WOHO!).
Back at my house, Cassie released her dog and... pig... (???) and they started to run around in my house. I screamed at her to take her animlas and make them slow down, but she just ignored me... Buhu... and the damn pig destroyed my plasma TV!!! I'm gonna %#?=%¤ that &%¤#Y pig some &%¤%& day.
When Cassie had leashed her animals again, and Rush had calmed me down, I asked them if they wanted to have some tea and cookies that I talked about earlier. They said yes, and for a minute I thought about not giving Cassie anything. But I am a good man, so I just forgot the Plasma and gave Cassie her cookies.
When we ate the weather started to blow up (please change your words here, what you have written kind of means that vädret började sprängas), and Cassie screamed that we should run away. I just laughed and said that she was overreacting, when suddenly a big tree fell down on a car outside my garden. Then I started to scream and pushed both Rush and Cassie down to my basement, to the Russian security place.
We walked for a couple of minutes and then we met an old lady, called Siri, and her husband. Cassie started to talk with them, and me and Rush just stood there. Cassie talks a lot, hmhm... Well, when she took a pause I said hello to Siri and her husband. They seemed like a very nice couple and I was just going to say that maybe we could see each other after the storm, when Cassie started her talk again...
When we came to the big Russian basement I was afraid. But I didn't want to show it to the rest of the group. Hrm, when I think about it, maybe I actually did. I don't know if it counts like being afraid when you hide behind an old woman and her even older man... Well, at least I don't think that Cassie noticed anything.
In the basement it was dark, and bottles of vodka everywhere! Damn, I'm in heaven... Oh, I mean, ehum, it was not good for the... kids?
Cassie drank a lot, and when she started to become a little bit tipsy I said to her: "Hey, Cassie. Come on girl, take it easy with the vodka!". She just stared at me and then she ran up and chased me like a dog with rabies. I screamed and begged for my life but noone did anything!! NOT EVEN THAT BLOODY BRAT RUSH!!! After all I have done for him...
When Cassie was a little bit more sober, she laid down and said to me that she had a bad headache and wanted to sleep. I didn't mind, at all. I was tired of her and her animals (her pig is killing me!). When Cassie was sleeping I took a walk and tried to talk with someone. I met a girl called Mizuki, a Japanese girl. I was really fascinated by her name and asked her about it. She said that her name meant "Beautiful moon" and that she came from Tokyo. I love Japan and asked her about her life. She started to tell me about it, and I listened when suddenly that damned pig of Cassies came running towards me and pushed me down on the floor. I screamed and cursed the pig and tried to push it away. Mizuki was going to help me but I said to her to stay away. You never know what that damned, bloody pig is going to do... Suddenly the pig stopped and walked away from me. I stood up and brushed away the dirt from my clothes when I felt a hot squirt on my left leg. I looked down and saw the %¤#%& pig peeing on my new, expensive jeans. When I started to curse the pig, it just smiled at me and walked away. And then Cassie woke up and ran to "help" me. Hmph! Right in time girl...
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I was angry with Cassie and walked away from the crowd. I didn't want to talk to anyone. I sat down in a corner and mumbled. I was depressed, angry, and my jeans were wet. Then Cassie came up beside me and she had something in her hands. It was a board game...... She asked me if I wanted to play with her and Rush and I just (said?): "... Why?" When I said that, her face went a bit bored and then she threaten me. Cassie said: "If you don't play with me I will let my dog and pig pee on you." I looked at her, and then I said: "Well, I don't want that. Lets play"
It was me, Cassie and Rush. I was the red one and Cassie green. Rush was yellow. I thought that this would be an easy match. Cassie looked tired and Rush looked unconcentrated. "Haha! I will beat you down to the ground!" I said and started to move my red little piece. Suddenly, Cassies dog came up beside me and started to beam with me. First I tried to put it away, I wanted to win the game, but then the dog looked at me with his big, friendly eyes and I just: "... Aaaawwwww, come here you!". And I was stucked.
After a while I noticed that Cassie just had two pieces left. And even if Rush didn't seem to notice, I did, so I ran away.
I sat down in my corner and murmur for my self....
After a while Cassie came over to me and she wanted to talk. I just looked away and wispered: "MHPF! I don't talk with cheaters....". She looked at me with that "God damn, you're sooo boring" face again, and I just ignored her. And do you know what she did then? I can tell you! SHE HIT ME!! and I just: "Damn girl, that
nice!". She asked me if I could stop beeing such a boring bastard, and wanted me to come up from the corner. well, I did as she wanted.
Then Siri came down (she had been up in the town) and screamed that everyone could go up if they wanted, the weather was good again. I looked at Cassie, and I was a bit ashamed over my behavior, so I asked her very gently and a bit low: "... Do you want to go up... together? We can take a cup of tea and finish our cookie time? Hm?". "Of course, we can go up together and finish our cookie time" Cassie said, and we went up. All the other people were running all over the place and I saw my good friend Misuki running by us. "Hey! Misuki! Remeber me?" I yelled at her. She looked a bit stressed and yelled back "Yeah! Hi, hi!! I need some air now!" and then she ran away.
When we came up, everything was quiet. I looked around, just like all the others, and I didn't liked what I saw. Everything was ruin. Trees, cars and house pieces was laying on the ground. I woundered if my house was okey.
Eveyone was going away from the place so I did the same. I followed Cassie home first, because I didn't wanted her to be alone.
When we came over to her place everything was destroyed. I was shocked and looked at Cassie to see her face. She didn't look happy, and I can understand that.
I hurried to say: " Hey, Cassie. Can't you stay in my house for a while? You know.... if you want that? I have a lot of bedrooms and I can't use them all, hehe.... hrm..." Cassie looked at me and then she said with a smile on her face: "Thank you, Brutus. I would love to follow you and sleep in your home." Phu! She didn't took that wrong, you see, Cassie is a girl that thinks that i'm a sleek, dirty, old man. But i'm not! Promise!
So we went home together and I wondered where Rush was? I hadn't seen him for a while and started to look around to see if I could see him. I began to feel a ittle bit worried for him. But then I saw him. He stood outside my house, which actually was in pretty a good shape, and he looked a little bit confused.
"Hey! Rush! how are you?" I yelled at him, before I ran over to my house. He just looked at me and said that he was okey, that nothing bad had happend with him.
That was good to hear. Cassie and Rush said hello to eachother and then we all went in to my house. Everything wasn't brooken, but the left side of the house was the worst side. My kitchen was quite nice and the refrigerator was okey! so I took out some milk, and some tea and cookies from a cabinet and then we all sat down together around my table and started talking about the day.
Hello! My name is Brutus "the mustache man" Bajlé and I am a 47 year old French man, living in the sweet and adorable Awesome Centre in Joranis!
I have a soft and clean look, with my amazing brown hair and big brown eyes. I can easily charm any woman! I have done a lot in my life, I have had many different jobs. One time, in France, I worked as a male stripper and lover. Wonderful times, wonderful times... It was really funny! Yeah! There is nothing better than the happy faces of happy women! I worked at a place called "Yummy males".
My work today is nothing special. I have a little job, a pretty bad one, which is giving me money so I can do almost all I want. It's bad because I don't like what I'm doing... Anyway, we shouldn't talk about that now.My house, my lovely, lovely house, lies close to the city square and has a nice view over the green and beautiful city in the east, and the whole sea in the west.
I have a huge garden and a new million dollar statue of the French flag beside my stone staircase up to the house. Now you are probably thinking "... Why the hell a French flag for millions of dollars?" Well, I like my country! =D My French flag has also given me a new good friend. Her name is Cassie Corndott, a Jamaican truck driver who's living in the ghetto here in Awesome Center. She's a good girl, very kind and respectful, with an amazing smile. She is good at joking, haha! Well, maybe I'm just an old guy who wants something to laugh about... hm...
I don't have any children or a wife. Sad for a man that has had thousands of women around him his whole life, I know, but I believe in real love. You can't just go out and find a person to love, you have to search a long time!
And, hehe, I'm still searching! Yepp, I do... hm... call me?
I have had a wife, she was beautiful and sweet, but her ex husband was a stupid retard. She still liked him when we were together and after a while he begged her to move in with him again. And she did! Damn... But she had a son called Gary, and we became really good friends. He use to come over here a lot and sometimes he stays some days as company. That's great, I need someone to talk to. He plays the guitar, writes songs and is an amazing singer.
My biggest interest right now is to help people. You know, talking to them and understanding their problems. It's really important for me! Nowadays I have a resident, called Rush The Trixer Delawere. He's a really nice guy, likes to talk and that's just what I need. He's a pretty young guy, 24 years old, but he is also very mature for his age. Hm, it's to bad that he is going to move soon. He is just living in my house until he finds another home. I'm going to miss him... Damn, I really have to find someone soon.
And I also have another big interest: brush up and taking care of my dear mustache! (I brush it 17 times a day). Hey, they don't call me Mustache man for nothing.
12 April 2010
Today I woke up and felt hungry. When I was going down to the kitchen I discovered that my good friend Rush was already awake, and made us some nice breakfast. It looked tasty and I asked if I could join him. Together we made an amazing English breakfast (We are having our R&B theme week, and this week we have England as our theme). He is a really creative one, that boy Rush. When we sat down at the table to eat he wrote a song. Hehe, I wish I could be like that, haha!
After the lovely food and the nice talk, I asked if Rush wanted to go outside for a walk. You see, I am an old man and my legs are not what they used to be, so I need a walk on the morning. (47 years old and an OLD man? Well I really must do the best of the 9 and a half years I have left until I get OLD then!)
Outside the weather was good, sunny, and very calm. Just a little wind, not so much more. Rush and I had a lovely talk together. Then we met Cassie, you know, that wonderful girl I told you about earlier? She looked just as good as usuall, and I asked her if she wanted to go home to my place and have some tea and cookies. She said yes (WOHO!).
Back at my house, Cassie released her dog and... pig... (???) and they started to run around in my house. I screamed at her to take her animlas and make them slow down, but she just ignored me... Buhu... and the damn pig destroyed my plasma TV!!! I'm gonna %#?=%¤ that &%¤#Y pig some &%¤%& day.
When Cassie had leashed her animals again, and Rush had calmed me down, I asked them if they wanted to have some tea and cookies that I talked about earlier. They said yes, and for a minute I thought about not giving Cassie anything. But I am a good man, so I just forgot the Plasma and gave Cassie her cookies.
When we ate the weather started to blow up (please change your words here, what you have written kind of means that vädret började sprängas), and Cassie screamed that we should run away. I just laughed and said that she was overreacting, when suddenly a big tree fell down on a car outside my garden. Then I started to scream and pushed both Rush and Cassie down to my basement, to the Russian security place.
We walked for a couple of minutes and then we met an old lady, called Siri, and her husband. Cassie started to talk with them, and me and Rush just stood there. Cassie talks a lot, hmhm... Well, when she took a pause I said hello to Siri and her husband. They seemed like a very nice couple and I was just going to say that maybe we could see each other after the storm, when Cassie started her talk again...
When we came to the big Russian basement I was afraid. But I didn't want to show it to the rest of the group. Hrm, when I think about it, maybe I actually did. I don't know if it counts like being afraid when you hide behind an old woman and her even older man... Well, at least I don't think that Cassie noticed anything.
In the basement it was dark, and bottles of vodka everywhere! Damn, I'm in heaven... Oh, I mean, ehum, it was not good for the... kids?
Cassie drank a lot, and when she started to become a little bit tipsy I said to her: "Hey, Cassie. Come on girl, take it easy with the vodka!". She just stared at me and then she ran up and chased me like a dog with rabies. I screamed and begged for my life but noone did anything!! NOT EVEN THAT BLOODY BRAT RUSH!!! After all I have done for him...
When Cassie was a little bit more sober, she laid down and said to me that she had a bad headache and wanted to sleep. I didn't mind, at all. I was tired of her and her animals (her pig is killing me!). When Cassie was sleeping I took a walk and tried to talk with someone. I met a girl called Mizuki, a Japanese girl. I was really fascinated by her name and asked her about it. She said that her name meant "Beautiful moon" and that she came from Tokyo. I love Japan and asked her about her life. She started to tell me about it, and I listened when suddenly that damned pig of Cassies came running towards me and pushed me down on the floor. I screamed and cursed the pig and tried to push it away. Mizuki was going to help me but I said to her to stay away. You never know what that damned, bloody pig is going to do... Suddenly the pig stopped and walked away from me. I stood up and brushed away the dirt from my clothes when I felt a hot squirt on my left leg. I looked down and saw the %¤#%& pig peeing on my new, expensive jeans. When I started to curse the pig, it just smiled at me and walked away. And then Cassie woke up and ran to "help" me. Hmph! Right in time girl...
I was angry with Cassie and walked away from the crowd. I didn't want to talk to anyone. I sat down in a corner and mumbled. I was depressed, angry, and my jeans were wet. Then Cassie came up beside me and she had something in her hands. It was a board game...... She asked me if I wanted to play with her and Rush and I just (said?): "... Why?" When I said that, her face went a bit bored and then she threaten me. Cassie said: "If you don't play with me I will let my dog and pig pee on you." I looked at her, and then I said: "Well, I don't want that. Lets play"
It was me, Cassie and Rush. I was the red one and Cassie green. Rush was yellow. I thought that this would be an easy match. Cassie looked tired and Rush looked unconcentrated. "Haha! I will beat you down to the ground!" I said and started to move my red little piece. Suddenly, Cassies dog came up beside me and started to beam with me. First I tried to put it away, I wanted to win the game, but then the dog looked at me with his big, friendly eyes and I just: "... Aaaawwwww, come here you!". And I was stucked.
After a while I noticed that Cassie just had two pieces left. And even if Rush didn't seem to notice, I did, so I ran away.
I sat down in my corner and murmur for my self....
After a while Cassie came over to me and she wanted to talk. I just looked away and wispered: "MHPF! I don't talk with cheaters....". She looked at me with that "God damn, you're sooo boring" face again, and I just ignored her. And do you know what she did then? I can tell you! SHE HIT ME!! and I just: "Damn girl, that
nice!". She asked me if I could stop beeing such a boring bastard, and wanted me to come up from the corner. well, I did as she wanted.
Then Siri came down (she had been up in the town) and screamed that everyone could go up if they wanted, the weather was good again. I looked at Cassie, and I was a bit ashamed over my behavior, so I asked her very gently and a bit low: "... Do you want to go up... together? We can take a cup of tea and finish our cookie time? Hm?". "Of course, we can go up together and finish our cookie time" Cassie said, and we went up. All the other people were running all over the place and I saw my good friend Misuki running by us. "Hey! Misuki! Remeber me?" I yelled at her. She looked a bit stressed and yelled back "Yeah! Hi, hi!! I need some air now!" and then she ran away.
When we came up, everything was quiet. I looked around, just like all the others, and I didn't liked what I saw. Everything was ruin. Trees, cars and house pieces was laying on the ground. I woundered if my house was okey.
Eveyone was going away from the place so I did the same. I followed Cassie home first, because I didn't wanted her to be alone.
When we came over to her place everything was destroyed. I was shocked and looked at Cassie to see her face. She didn't look happy, and I can understand that.
I hurried to say: " Hey, Cassie. Can't you stay in my house for a while? You know.... if you want that? I have a lot of bedrooms and I can't use them all, hehe.... hrm..." Cassie looked at me and then she said with a smile on her face: "Thank you, Brutus. I would love to follow you and sleep in your home." Phu! She didn't took that wrong, you see, Cassie is a girl that thinks that i'm a sleek, dirty, old man. But i'm not! Promise!
So we went home together and I wondered where Rush was? I hadn't seen him for a while and started to look around to see if I could see him. I began to feel a ittle bit worried for him. But then I saw him. He stood outside my house, which actually was in pretty a good shape, and he looked a little bit confused.
"Hey! Rush! how are you?" I yelled at him, before I ran over to my house. He just looked at me and said that he was okey, that nothing bad had happend with him.
That was good to hear. Cassie and Rush said hello to eachother and then we all went in to my house. Everything wasn't brooken, but the left side of the house was the worst side. My kitchen was quite nice and the refrigerator was okey! so I took out some milk, and some tea and cookies from a cabinet and then we all sat down together around my table and started talking about the day.